Eggplant

2009/10/22

EggplantSometimes Walter’ll wake up a little earlier and jump on my bed, where I let him sleep for a little while before I want to get up. It was only 5, so I wanted to stay in bed, but then I heard a retching sound and I was wide awake.

Of course, he shits and pisses outside, but waits until we get back in to vomit. What an dick! Actually, I didn’t have enough paper towels on me to wipe it up if he did it outside, so it was preferred. Then again, I could’ve just been an asshole and left it on the sidewalk. That’s what the neighbors probably would’ve done.

On the bright side, vomit’s easier and slightly less unpleasant to clean up than diarrhea. Plus, he did it on the bathroom tile.

I think it was the little bit of eggplant I gave him yesterday. Or the sauce it was covered in.

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